11.06.08
I guess it’s pretty appropriate that, just as I was thinking about how smart I am — “It’s not even fair for my classmates to have to compete against me” — I should accidentally smack my forehead against a piece of furniture. Big heads run into things a lot more often, I guess.
If I’m so freakin’ smart, why do I keep walloping myself on the noggin with stationary objects? I might wear a hardhat at work (no harm, no foul) but in my hotel room? It hurts.