I am a college student. I am les cool. I get bored, because I am way too smart for the school I go to. That's what I get for slacking off in high school. So I draw pictures.

Crappy pictures.

I recommend starting at the bottom if you're new. Sometimes they build off of eachother. Ahh, who am I kidding? They're all disjointed crap. Bow before the pictures.(~40-75kb ea.)

Back in school, but not attending class enough to draw much.

Pics added 3/20/06: (five months since last update! I suck!)
Every Day
A Falling Piano
Ferret with a Skull Cap
OMFG TIME
Sprite Sez...
Pics added 10/10/05:
Cereal Conspiracy
Cock and Balls
Ship Doodle (color!)
Cornography
Stala... whatever
TP'd My Yard
Pic added 5/06/05:
Baby Fries (by request)
Pics added 5/03/05:
The Facebook
The Truth is Out There
Baby VS Monster: FIGHT!
Patriotic Soda Cans (photo)
Pics added 3/28/05:
Really Shaggy Cat
Dry Erase Board Art 1
Dry Erase Board Art 2
Pics added 3/10/05:
The Human Social Group
Undermined By Nature
Flying Saucers
Pics added 2/27/05:
BLAH BLAH
Cook-Sync (cook-sink would also be a correct spelling, prents = prevents)
Creepy Old House (damaged before pic)
Something pretty (damaged before pic)
Special Update!
Hah, sweet, someone hates me (and for once it's not because I'm an arrogant ass!)
Pics added 2/16/05:
When Clowns Attack (by a guy down the hall)
My Brain
Philosophy/Jeopardy
Pyroclastic Flow
Pics added 2/9/05:
Today's Analogies
Bananas Kick Ass
Pretty Bored
Family Circle 2.0 (circle = circus)
Fun With Mexican
Mathopoly! (big)
Pics added 1/26/05:
Skiing
Poke1
Poke2
Evil Puppet
Pics added 1/23/05:
It Worked Better In My Head
If Like Was Like Zelda
A New Number
Pics added 12/10/04:
Listerine
Like a House of Cards
A Kitten
Pics added 12/7/04: Yeah, it's been a while, still whatever.
Duck
Duck
Goose
Dive Right In
Let's All Go To The Movies!
Pics added 11/8/04: Yeah, it's been a while, whatever.
Flying Squirrels
Sock Full of Quarters
Frankenfizzle
Pics added 10/29/04:
Nostalgia
Random Doodle
Firehoses
Gramburger (crap)
Just a Dollar (crap)
Pics added 10/22/04:
Smokerman!
Crappy Photoshop panoramic of my room
Pics added 10/20/04:
The Answer is B
R.C. Escher
Le Camel
Pathological Boredom
There is No Spoon
Pics added 10/14/04:
Screw You
Sloth
Pics added 10/11/04:
Someone Suggested I Draw a Conclusion
Tetris Nightmare
Sleepy Roommate (pic)
Pics added 10/7/04: (They're crap)
Aweful
Blue Ninja
Pic added 10/5/04
All Your Pickle Are Belong To Us (photo)
Pics added 9/29/04
Magic Viking Waffle (by my roommate)
You Can't Die Twice
It's Been Flooded Already
All Your Base
Pics of my new doomsday device:
It's a "LASER"
It's a "LASER" 2
Pics added 9/27/04
Dancing Wookie
Scrambled Viking
Pacman as the Toothfairy
Pics added 9/20/04
Viking Lunch (highly recommended)
Crushing Sleepiness
Crushing Boredom
My Evil Roommate (pic)
Magical Note Paper
Pics added 9/15/04
Doomsday Devices
Scrambled Cow (inspiration)
Pics added 9/13/04
My take on the Lobster Magnet
Sanity Ruler
A Flying Cow (Highly Recommended)
Pics added 9/12/04
Ninja
Pirate
I was Bored
More Boredom
Descartes
My roommate drew this

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